rebecca black 

What happens when a 13 year old pre-pubescent girl whose parents have too much money and spoil their little brat of a child causing a spiral effect of internet sensation and general hatred. This is caused by making feeble attempts to create pleasant music about the obvious while choking on a nasal infection.

Rebecca Black likes to use phrases like "Friday friday friday," "fun fun fun fun fun fun," "Yesterday was thursday, today it is friday, tomorrow is saturday, and sunday comes afterwards," "we so excited," and "which seat do I take?"

Also, a black rapper

rebecca black by ih8rebecca April 14, 2011

Rebecca Black 

Some rich girl made famous by YouTube who feels the need to recite the days of the week in a song so she won't forget them. And who was obviously influenced by Stephanie Meyer's Twilight books.

Rebecca Black "Yesterday was Thursday Today is Friday Friday Friday Friday Tomorrow is Saturday Sunday comes after Saturday"

Rebecca Black by blurbb April 15, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A twelve year old singer in possession of perhaps the most nasally voice EVER & who cannot decide between the front seat and the back seat. Commonly associated with phrases such as, "It's FRIIIDAY, FRIIIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIIIDAY!" She is apparently friends with a 40 year old Usher-esque man. Her song is very educational and will teach kids about the days of the week.

Shut up, do you think you're Rebecca Black or something?

Rebecca Black by cowboyalien April 10, 2011

Rebecca Black 

Some annoying 13 girl who has managed to make an extremely popular, and terrible song, while making half the nation want to cut their ears off. I hate this bitch. And I'm pretty sure she gave my computer a virus when I played her fucking awful song.

Girl 1: Hey what day of the week is it?
Girl 2: It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
Girl 1: Shut the fuck up before I strangle you, you stupid Rebecca Black fan....

Rebecca Black by RealRecognizeReal12 April 11, 2011

Rebecca Black 

Our response to Justin Bieber. After Hannah Montana began ruining music, Canada sent us this faggot to destroy it further. In retaliation, we unleashed something that was so bad that it's screwing both of us.

Seriously, why is it that these fucking people with no talent make shit-tons of money, yet if I walk into a label and tell them I can sing, I get fucking laughed at? It's bullshit.

Dear USA,
After having suffered through years of torture at the hands of this "Hannah Montana", we are sending in our specialist on shitty music. His name is Justin Bieber.

Love,
Canada

Dear Canada,
I'll see your Bieber and raise you one singer whose worse than anything in existance. Say hello to Rebecca Black.
Love, the USA

Dear USA,
You win.
Canada

Rebecca Black by uberhero117 November 4, 2011

Rebecca Black 

The reason why the word "Friday" will be stuck in your brain and will scar you for the rest of your life.

Person 1: THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

Person 2: Oh god, why did you have to remind me of that Rebecca Black song....

Rebecca Black by wolf4537 April 17, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A talented singer who is the female version of Justin Bieber. Her debut single Friday, which has over 30 million views on Youtube, has propelled her to absolute stardom. She is most famous for her deep and insightful lyrics which have inspired the literary geniuses of many. For example, her profound philosophical vision can be observed through the lyrics "Yesterday is Thursday, today it is Friday... Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." These lyrics are obviously an exploration of the ephemeral nature of human life, reflecting her inherent existentialist beliefs. However, auto-tune credit must be given to Ark Music Factory. Her friends include the 13 year old boy with a driving license, fat Usher, and the girl in pink dancing (who undoubtedly deserves her own fan base). Deservedly, her inspirational dicta "Which seat can I take?" has made itself a Trending Topic, even leading Helena Bonham Carter to remark that she "killed the wrong black." All in all, Rebecca Black is brilliance itself.

Fred: "Rebecca Black is the new Justin Bieber."
George: "Who's Justin Bieber? Never heard of her. But Rebecca Black sure can rhyme!"
~music in the background: Gotta have my bowl/ Gotta have cereal~

Fred: "I really admire Rebecca Black's optimism. She never bows down to her fears, and still sports a wide smile despite the dilemmas in her life."
George: "I mean, how would I able to make a decision as to where to sit?"
~Kickin’ in the front seat / Sittin’ in the back seat / Gotta make my mind up / Which seat can I take?~

Fred: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
George: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
Fred: FUN FUN FUN FUN
George: R-B Rebecca Black yo! In da house!

Rebecca Black by mean.queen April 6, 2011