A talented singer who is the female version of Justin Bieber. Her debut single Friday, which has over 30 million views on Youtube, has propelled her to absolute stardom. She is most famous for her deep and insightful lyrics which have inspired the literary geniuses of many. For example, her profound philosophical vision can be observed through the lyrics "Yesterday is Thursday, today it is Friday... Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." These lyrics are obviously an exploration of the ephemeral nature of human life, reflecting her inherent existentialist beliefs. However, auto-tune credit must be given to Ark Music Factory. Her friends include the 13 year old boy with a driving license, fat Usher, and the girl in pink dancing (who undoubtedly deserves her own fan base). Deservedly, her inspirational dicta "Which seat can I take?" has made itself a Trending Topic, even leading Helena Bonham Carter to remark that she "killed the wrong black." All in all, Rebecca Black is brilliance itself.
Fred: "Rebecca Black is the new Justin Bieber."
George: "Who's Justin Bieber? Never heard of her. But Rebecca Black sure can rhyme!"
~music in the background: Gotta have my bowl/ Gotta have cereal~

Fred: "I really admire Rebecca Black's optimism. She never bows down to her fears, and still sports a wide smile despite the dilemmas in her life."
George: "I mean, how would I able to make a decision as to where to sit?"
~Kickin’ in the front seat / Sittin’ in the back seat / Gotta make my mind up / Which seat can I take?~

Fred: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
George: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
Fred: FUN FUN FUN FUN
George: R-B Rebecca Black yo! In da house!
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Person 1: Wow, that guy is hot. Who is he?

Person 2: Rebecca Black.
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A poor girl who decided to start making music before she learned how to write music. She created her first and hopefully last song until she becomes a legal adult called Friday, a song about partying on fridays although she's only fourteen. The video received so many dislikes on YouTube RebeccBlackVEVO had the video removed. Most of the video contains her stating the days of the week and repeating words. Fortunately, her repeating the word 'Friday' again and again got her on Katy Perry's music video for Last Friday Night.

There are some things that she put in her song Friday that many people don't notice. For example, she talks about getting cereal, which in the video never happens. She talks

about getting to the bus stop, but then gets in the car with her friends, because somehow thirteen year olds can drive. She then talks about which seat she should sit in when there is only one available.
Seven AM, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seeing everything, the time is going
Ticking on and on, everybody's rushing
Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends

Kickin' in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin'
Yeah!
Partyin', partyin'

Yeah!

MOST of the lyrics from Friday by Rebecca Black
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Musician who has absolutely no talent, BUUT can at least name the days of the week. Sadly though, she's not that hot, doesn't have that great of a voice, or even have a song with a good beat, so the American public will never ever like this song, unless they want to annoy the shit out of someone.
Guy 1: Hey, ever hear that song Friday by Rebecca Black?
Guy 2: Yeah *proceeds to take out a gun*
Guy 1: Whats the gun for?
Guy 2: *Shoots a baby*
Guy 1: WTF
Guy 2: Now the lucky bastard will never grow up having heard that song.
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The biggest joke in music history since Justin Bieber.
Idiot 1: Did you see that Rebecca Black video.

Idiot 2: Yeah, thanks to her, I know that Saturday comes after Friday!
by Mister Chavez March 31, 2011
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the genius that taught us about the day after thursday and the day before saturday.
normal person: this song makes me want to kick babies and not live until friday just so i don't have to hear rebecca black's stupid ass song pop up in my head.

rebecca black: gotta grab my bowl, gotta eat cereal blahblah fun fun fun fun party its friday friday.
by random rapping black guy March 20, 2011
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Creator of one of the worst songs to come out since Justin Beiber's "Baby"
Is also the winner for the MOST DISLIKED video on youtube. beating Justin Biebers "baby"
Rebecca black friday:1,307,269 dislikes
Justin beiber baby:1,178,547 dislikes
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