rafting the asshole

Getting notariety from associating with someone who doesn’t deserve their own fame.
I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.
by JustMo November 22, 2021
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Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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raft of crap

Now that a raft of crap your telling me . I don't believe you
by Bogwonron July 02, 2022
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Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.
John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
by Mbop May 10, 2023
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Raft Crew

A pretty chill skate group, if you think you're in it, you're probibly not.
"Hey guys, I'm in raft crew"
"Fuck off Omar, no you're not"
by SexyFishBoyo November 25, 2018
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Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.
Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.
by VolumeNOKIA February 27, 2023
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