double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order

"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."

by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017

raft monkey

a racist term directed to Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA

by the shizler March 13, 2024

rafting

A highly deviant (late afternoon) middle-school bathroom behavior.

To deposit poop on a thick “raft” of tissue, high above the water-line, in a seldom used hallway toilet.
By next morning, fully half the building is rife with the pungent aroma of moldering feces.

“Ohhh, man….someone went rafting in the south unit boys room; it’s already reeking me out”.

by chuckjav76 September 11, 2022

Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex

by Mbop May 9, 2023

White water rafting

A group of men masturbate into an open container then take turns throwing it in the air to each other.

The group of friends were enjoying their RV trip until someone suggested white water rafting and everyone ended up with sperm on their faces.

by Saudomite April 17, 2021

Raft(Up)

Band/work together to get out of a sticky/difficult situation and eventually thrive.

Imagine if we didn’t raft(up), we wouldn’t have got here working alone.

by Raft(Up) Magazine August 5, 2025

Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025