Ricers

When you see a kid who is rolling down the street with all show no go and knows nothing about his car and tries to talk "cool" about his car..when in all reality he knows nothing.

A kid who is not asian yet "tries" to be and has all different types of asian caligraphy on his/her car and is not asian whatsoever.

by Kate November 22, 2003

ricers

kids who think they're hardasses circling the sonic parking lot a minimum of three times trying to find someone to "rice" in they're souped-up imports. basically, punks who drive like assholes trying to see how many people they can piss off @ once.

"dude, my 4-cylinder's lookin clean tonight! where we off to?"

"duh man, the sonic-ac moore lot, cause we are SUCH ricers..."

by MoHag April 15, 2006

ricers

A term used to describe idiots, predominantly in North America, who take their cheap Japanese import cars, load them with body modifications, a new exhaust, and maybe an air filter, and then think they can win any street race because their car looks sleek.

Keep in mind, that no engine modification or any other type of performance enhancing modification is included in the ricing process.

I hate those stupid, stupid idiots who rice their little Honda Civics up and then think they can smoke anyone. They all stink and have poor math skills.

by I hate Ricers. May 3, 2003

boy racer

Boy racer :

Some Johnno/Deano who owns a shitty Nova, Corsa, Fiesta, Escort, Clio (the list goes on) or anything remotely shite and whacks aload of shitty max power freebie stickers (without actually owning any of the makes), driving like a cunt and generally being a tit end.

Not to be confused with a Modder or Tuner which actually put in the time and money to increase performance from their car substantialy and partipate in real, legal events.

Awww, did you see simmo in his sorted Nova last week? He put his new HKS and Blitz decals on his door, they look immense!

(Of course HKS and Blitz are a JAP tuning brand and you wont find them in a dirty lil Nova)

by maddatta November 20, 2004

ricers

Ricers are idiots who do up japanese econoboxes in an attempt to make them look and sound fast. They can be seen blasting around the streets in first and second gear mostly because they love everyone to look at them redlining their car (hopefully a young high school girl will see him and think he looks gangsta).

This does not mean people who drive hondas and leave them stock are ricers, and people who have actual fast japanese cars are also ricers but not in the rediculous sense that true rice is.

that ricer seems to have a highly polished tin can on the end of the exhaust system for some reason...

by eat rice August 3, 2003

box car racer

basically a new project of Blink 182. hated by people who discriminate against other bands who are only trying to fulfill their dream and have a good time. personally, i think theyre a very good band - and anyone who has a problem with them should just step back and think why theyre taking the piss out of Boxcar / Blink for writing about being different - because at least theyre doing something that they enjoy rather than moaning about people trying to fit in and are "preps" and "posers". in my opinion, Boxcar Racer are a very good band. :)

fuck you all blink rule! hehe.

by Katie Deli December 2, 2003

Crab races

A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.

Come to Trafik to see the Crab Races with Kris.

by C.C.R.A. Columbus Crab Racing April 29, 2010