I LOVE RITAHJ she is such a wonderful person just being in her presence makes me happy. she's so calming and is very relaxing to be around. she is very innovative ad creative. too good art (a lil too good) anyways she is one of those people who are genuinely just kind and reliable. I feel like I can tell her anything. she has a very infectious smile so I always have to automatically smile back. also her tooth gem is really cool. overall Ritahj is a great friend to have and I'm very grateful for her :)
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me hana: EW you ugly freak she's too good for you
me hana: EW you ugly freak she's too good for you
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Jon:Well everything was going fine till I got her in my apartment and heard her talk. Shes a total Rita Cosby. I had to check her to see if she was sporting wood. Still boned her though...
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