Rube Goldfish

The tourist guy from SpongeBob SquarePants who says amazing

My favorite character from SpongeBob is Rube Goldfish

by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023

Rube

Scornful carny slang term for a disgruntled mark. Also has a similar use in retail to describe an entitled or an asshole customer. Being a rube is NOT a good thing

Carny no.1- that mark got mad because I wouldn’t give him a freebie!
Carny no.2- what a rube!

Cashier no.1- that lady wouldn’t get off her phone in the checkout lane and then got mad at me and complained because I didn’t scan her groceries in the order she never told me she wanted because she expected me to be a mind reader!
Cashier no.2- what a total rube!

by DiaperPants January 11, 2020

rube

A conservative, far-right, right-winger, MAGAt/Trump-supporter, or right-wing extremist.

Trump, Vance and Musk were elected and rubes are overjoyed

by techyartsyman52 June 7, 2025

rubes

the best girlfriend i could ever ask for . makes me so happy absolutely gorgeous s

Rubes is the best girlfriend ever

by emily your welcome mint December 15, 2020

rubed

Wasted. High on Marijuana. The look someone has when they are high, smiling and red eyed. I don't remember if we have homework, I was so rubed in 1st period.

I don't remember if we have homework, I was so rubed in 1st period.

by Gostfaas April 20, 2019