stop showering with your dog you Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III
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Name of the bellboy character in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
He is the from around Peru, has pet chickens in his country, and calls Zack and Cody "little blonde peoples".
He is of hispanic/latino descent.
I wasn't named Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez for nothing!
by sunkistangel February 26, 2012
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Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.
Matthew Roberto eats balls.
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Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.
Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.
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Roberto Tobias

A nigga who like it dirty, usually they are Asian .
They usually like to play allot video games. During there free time they usually watch porn or jerk there average size penises.
Yo Roberto Tobias did a big one on me last night.
by Dartcoc November 05, 2017
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Roberto Rodriguez

He is very ugly, his mom adopted him, he is very vegan, an has a very small peepe, he likes girls who are named after minerals, only drinks bath water. His brother not adopted usually his name is Ivan and Ivan is very sexy and a very tall man he looks like the sexy version of Godzilla. Roberto will die virgin and he will have his first kiss with a man it will be his last
Roberto Rodriguez has a very small peepee but Ivan has a very big peepee
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Roberto Firmino

An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward
Roberto Firmino is An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward
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