Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

A Furry with spending problems.

stop showering with your dog you Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

by Loucus July 30, 2022

Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez

Name of the bellboy character in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
He is the from around Peru, has pet chickens in his country, and calls Zack and Cody "little blonde peoples".
He is of hispanic/latino descent.

I wasn't named Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez for nothing!

by sunkistangel May 13, 2012

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

The writer of the CW'S Riverdale. Known for being lesbophobic

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa should give Choni, Kevin and Josie more screentime.

by vitalecapaciteit November 8, 2018

Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.

Matthew Roberto eats balls.

by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019

Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.

Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.

by Stayyy.wettt June 5, 2018

Roberto

The coolest guy u will ever meet, seriously, this guy will make u laugh every time u talk to him. Also he is intelligent AF. He is so intelligent that he calculated the percentage of people that like him and dislike him(0.2% haters)

Example: hey! U saw that swag man over there?!
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO

by Ilovechinks737382 April 11, 2018

Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.

Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”

by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019