by Roasted cracker February 1, 2018
Get the roasted cracker mug.When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
Get the Roasted cobra mug.When you commit a social gaffe by wearing something outrageously excessive or just plain bad looking, despite the fact that you put a lot of effort and work into the outfit.
"Jesus Christ, Diane, have you seen Shelly? She's totally roasted in a beret with that hideous ensemble."
by oMmYnOmMy May 20, 2019
Get the Roasted in a beret mug.Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered
Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
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