Rectocraniotomy

Noun. The surgical procedure for having ones head extracted from ones own (or another's) ass.

"Nurse, schedule Rep. Louie Gohmert for an emergency rectocraniotomy - STAT! Analysis cranial, head up his ass, anal gazing, dumb-ass politician, rectalfy.

by nedlark March 5, 2015

rektosaurus

When you get so rekt in a game or in real life by another person that it goes beyond "rekt" to "rektosaurus".

*massive outplay LoL*
"REKTOSAURUS!!!" - From the player doing the rekking

by NoProblem... Douche June 13, 2016

Redstonetrippy1

a youtuber who needs more subs so he can get monitiezed and also earning those big bucks (btw he will be doing an un boxing video so if u dont want to miss it i would subscribe)

Redstonetrippy1: i need subs
jhonnyish: no
Redstonetrippy1: ʕっ༎ຶᴥ༎ຶʔっ

by RedstoneTrippy February 4, 2019

Rentovate

Fixin’ up your busted down house to get some renters in and make some money

Man, i gotta rentovate this trailer so I can make some cash

by TypicalPilotDildo May 2, 2021

Rectophagophobia

A fear of eating ass.

I think my girlfriend might have rectophagophobia, she won't come near my ass at all at night.

by Grinched September 1, 2021

reShockd

Someone who's addicted to the world-famous game, "Deepwoken".

Used to describe someone who doesn't go outside, and showers once every month, to get the enchant called, "Stench"

Jamalinque: Yo, big dawg. You play Deepwoken?
Demetri: Ya, of course I do. I have around 600 hours on Deepwoken.

Jamalinque: Hey, according to the Pythagorean Theorem, that's around 1/9th of reShockd's playtime.

Demetri: Oh, you mean that guy who played the hit game, Arcane Reborn?
Jamalinque: Yeah, that guy.

by SWAGGYSWAGSTER42 February 19, 2022

cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010