relative hot

When a girl who normally by herself does not seem attracive, but since she is surrounded by even more unattractive girls, she seems hot
"Dude! I can't believe you hooked up with that shick!"

"Man, did you see those other girls!?! I got the relative hot one.
by Big_Yoder March 04, 2009
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Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed
girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter
by Shutupandlisten August 28, 2010
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Relative humidity

The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.
The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem
by Evil Jokester October 20, 2019
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relative humidity

The sweat that rolls off of your back while banging your sister-in-law.
The relative humidity was 100% while I tapped dat ass.
by trig February 17, 2005
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relatively speaking

True in situations similar to the one at hand
Lisa Left Eye Lopes on Hat 2 Da Back:

"Relatively speaking, I am no ordinary dip
Cause I ain't reachin' hipped
Til you be thinkin' I'm flipped

And that is ooooh on the TLC tip"
by BlueRose💙🌹 June 29, 2014
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it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.
"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."
by Tom February 08, 2004
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theory of relativity in arkansas is everybody is related

the song im my own grandpa was composed in arkansas
by TransAlphaAndyRAWR October 18, 2022
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