Queef anon

The accidentally audible escape of moist-air from a thouroghly hammered vagina as an equivalent to the validity of the current Qanon political conspiracy theory.

Hey, did you hear that a 'Biden' computer was anonymously discovered to have child porn on the hard drive?
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...

by YAWA October 20, 2020

Queef in a pan

the most delicious thing you can get at ma and pa’s

I just ordered a queef in a pan from Ma and Pa‘s kitchen and it is BUSSIN

by y’ May 20, 2021

Mummy Queef

The only dope more potent than Afghan Kush at the moment. Don't be fooled by imitational grown Mummy Queef, believed to be handled with the tenderness of care and grown in actually pyramids with the Pharaohs.

Just got back from Cairo. The protest were crazy, but not as crazy as a pound of this Mummy Queef.

by Agent O June 22, 2011

HoHo Queef

The air discharge resulting from rolling up an African American Woman's flapjack titty like a HoHo and rapidly pressing it together with ones palms.

Guy 1: "Dude, Tanisha's got such sweet flapjack tits that I'm always rollin em up like a Hostess HoHo and squeezing em for fun."
Guy 2: "Yea dude, that's a HoHo Queef. They smell like cocoa and sound like a t-shirt gun! BOOF!"

by Bart Hanover January 13, 2013

Quebec

1) Nouvelle-France
2) Home of the poutine, skydoo, hockey
3) French Part of Canada

I ate a poutine while I was in Québec

by Aimée Fourrer September 8, 2003

Québec

A province of Canada (which is not part of USA, you dumb fuck heads) in which French is the number one language. Inhabitants (Québécois) love hockey just like other canadians. Their ancestors were French from France, but they we're conquered in 1759 by England because France army sucked ass. People from Quebec are kinda patriotic and that's why they want to show who they are to the rest of Canada.

1. I went to Quebec and I had to buy a French-English berlitz because everything is in french over there.

2. Quebec is damn cool; parties everywhere!

3. Quebec's chicks are damn hot.

by Charlie October 8, 2004

Queef clumpage

Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.

My doctor helped me clean out my Queef Clumpage

by Scientist546768585jf August 16, 2011