quarf

When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.

Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.

Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."

During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.

Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"

by LT1 November 14, 2010

Quaff

Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.

When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.

by Leanna Burns January 6, 2009

quarf

The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.

"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)

by Alex The Mighty Canadian December 28, 2005

quaffle

The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.

"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle

by Dean Corin February 12, 2006

Quarf

When a Man exhales air from his Penis. Sometimes, Involves blood.

"Dude I Quarfed, I think there's blood".

by Shika69 June 1, 2011

quaff

the action of gas escaping through your pee hole also known as a fart from the shaft

sick dude that quaff smells like animal ass

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

quaff

A euphemism for an erection.

When I awoke this morning, I had a raging quaff

by jhandles95 November 17, 2014