putz

stupid acting person.

you are a putz head.

by deoncy June 14, 2006

PUTZ MONKEY

A dickhead that fools around causing crap

Joe sure is a putz monkey

by PUTZ MONKEY February 25, 2005

putz

A dick, an ass, an ignoramus

It would be nice if the First Mannequin Melania were around to distract Donald from wrecking something new, but alas, most news reports say she's frozen in a window somewhere in Trump Tower.

Nobody wants be around this putz.

by old codgerette hillbilly February 4, 2017

bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

charp putze

A very tight,virgin-like vagina.

Damn!that girls got a charp putze!

by Mr.Sailboat August 30, 2008

diddle putz

To mess around, with no specific plan or motivation

"All I did today was DIDDLE PUTZ"

by Mumsie Dogma February 8, 2009

putz

someone who is retarded
someone who leeches off thier son inlaw
someone who says they love their little truck

Bill is such a putz.
Bill likes to putz around all day at work.

by saboteur September 20, 2006