1. To masterbate furiously.
2. To beat your dick like it owes you money so as to pleasure yourself.
3. The act of jacking off
2. To beat your dick like it owes you money so as to pleasure yourself.
3. The act of jacking off
"That slut from the strip club got me all worked up Brochacho. What am gonna do with this massive boner bulging in my pants?"
"Dude, you should go home and punish your unit then Bromio."
"Dude, you should go home and punish your unit then Bromio."
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"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."
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"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."
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a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.
Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.
by Nate Doge August 29, 2019
Get the 2 Inch Punisher mug.A Punita is a person, usually female, of Indian origin, specifically from countries that are predominately Hindu. A Punita is someone who is super kind and so hilarious. They usually have an enormous heart and are constantly looking out for the people around them. One fun fact about Punitas is that they are really into cheesy jokes and can NEVER remember actors names. All in all, they are the perfect friend :)
by MrChristmasTime July 1, 2018
Get the Punita mug.Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;
1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it
2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him
In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it
2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him
In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment
2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
by vadgebadge April 2, 2011
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Kevin: So I'm at Ben's house and I have to poo out the 23 gas station hotdogs I just ate. Anyway long story short I gave him the ol' dump and punish.
Colin: Is the whole family in the hospital?
Colin: Is the whole family in the hospital?
by NLeggs May 23, 2013
Get the Dump and Punish mug.The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."
Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.
by Arnell caught simpin May 20, 2020
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