puke puddle

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH

Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 16, 2009

Plow Puke

The icy slushy mess left at the end of your driveway after the plow goes by.

OMG I have been shoveling this plow puke for days!

by dish_kid February 05, 2011

Puke Dick

A male who has been vomited upon while receiving oral sex. Not to be confused with a barf dick.

You see that guy over there? I hear he's a puke dick.

by lokomo February 22, 2010

Puke Sex

PUKE SEX is just a term refering to sex between two people that most likely have been drinking alcohol (beer/wine/anything) to the point that they are acticing really skanky and dirty, maybe they have puked once already that night. these two people hook up and have sex. this gross, drunk, regretable sex is called "puke sex".

PUKE SEX is a term for the sex that is had by the two drunkest people at the party. sloppy, no love involved, maybe some puke breath, puke on the bed, or puking during the act of sex...and continuing on.

"Jimmy and Sara were so Ham Boned last night. I caught them having Puke Sex in garage. Now the garage smells like Bontch and their are stains all over the floor."

by James Row June 19, 2009

puking dragon

When a woman blows cum out of her nose!

While your woman is sucking your cock, right before you orgasm slame her head down on your shaft and she will chock and blow it out her nose...known as the puking dragon

by kokley March 15, 2008

puke ; pekpek

tagalog term for pussy, vagina, cooch.. or watsoevah!

ang baho ng pekpek mo.

your pekpek stinks.

by pinay June 14, 2004

puke in a car

Usually a ‘korn field’ pronounced in Latin as pornfield, it is a case when one consumes 12 to 16.5 beers while on a wild game drive in the south of Africa, but can not contain themselves and then act out as being a ‘puke in a car’, they also tend to scream things out like “I have visuals on double D’s”

G-d damn it paretz, stop being such a ‘puke in a car’

by Dr. John Albacore February 19, 2018