puerto rican shower

Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.

Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 28, 2005

puerto rican pouch

(adj.) A layer of fat, typically found on Puerto Rican woman, in their lower abdomen. This phenomenon is found in obese women, and resembles a pouch of fat.

You should go to the gym, and try to loose that Puerto Rican Pouch.

by Humbeezus June 30, 2014

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

Puerto Rican billfold

A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.

"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"

by tinmoth June 27, 2015

Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.

Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.

by ican' March 1, 2020

Puerto Rican smooch

When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.

Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.

by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017

Puerto Rican Cooler

A cooler made out of a card board box with a trash bag in it.

how are we going to keep the beer cold?" "Lets make a Puerto Rican cooler!

by Angry Cosack February 23, 2011