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Greenie Protocol

Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.

Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities
Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol
by Wdzy August 9, 2019
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Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.
Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"
by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023
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April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.
"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"
by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025
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Ghost Protocol

When you poop and you feel the poo, and you even hear the splash(maybe), but it goes down the toilet chute far enough that you can't see it and then when you go to wipe there's nothing there.
You won't believe me, but I had Korean barbecue last night and I just ghost protocol-ed.
by Nagilabro412 January 17, 2022
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Wakey wakey protocol

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it
Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
by Games_Much February 6, 2023
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Protocol 49

It's the most powerful protocol in Minecraft, and Herobrine's favorite tool against Undoomed.
Undoomed: I'm untouchable!

Herobrine: I'm about to end this man's whole career! (activates Protocol 49)
by Herobrine Richter June 10, 2019
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barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.
John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
by jackbauer October 11, 2012
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