prostitution

A woman (or man) that sells her ass (or his ass) to Republican senators and representatives.

Your mother is a prostitute. That is to say that she practices prostitution.

by 3Gdamnyousankmybattleshipbitch January 17, 2006

Prostitution

A job at Taco-Bell.

Prostitution in the restroom of a local Taco-Bell.

by Qualludes October 23, 2014

Animal Prostitution

Prostitution involving animals.

The cops busted and animal prostitution ring last week.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

Hannitized for your Protection

When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.

I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.

by W.I. Tobedone June 18, 2011

The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

by Accringtonia March 15, 2020

Prostitution

The real value meal.

Why work so hard to get a girlfriend when I can just get a much better value at 5th and Broadway with prostitution?

by TheEditingMan April 9, 2009

sheet protection

using a sheet between you and the person you sleep with to prevent the two of you from sweating and sticking to each other. using a sheet to prevent one part of your body from touching another part which could cause you to sweat and stick.

while sleeping in the nude, you may tuck the sheets between your legs so your balls don't stick or get sweety, this is called sheet protection.

by mykey224 September 19, 2009