The ruse of having a guy come over to fix something, with the real intention of having sex with him. Much the same way Marianne, Ginger, Mrs. Howell, and the Skipper, used to play the Professor on the ol' TV classic Gilligan's Island.
Elaine worked the professor on Newman. She had him come over to fix her mail slot, and he delivered all over her.
by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
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Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.
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Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.
Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.
You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!
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A caricature of a human being. Knows all song lyrics to every song, enjoys benders, late night dance partying, a nice pair of slacks, gold chain crucifixes, ducks, and DDR. He is showwwwwww amashingggggggggg.
Oh my God, look at that kid. I haven't seen someone such a disaster since Professor Homework roamed these parts.
by Bill Kras September 17, 2007
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"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
by Slammer September 1, 2003
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But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.
If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.
But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.
If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.
I had philosophy class today, and my Professor choked after every one of my responses that countered an insight made by Kant.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.
by Lil' Dick yo September 25, 2013
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