no matter what joe does he procrastinates. hes such a Procrastisaurus! there is nothing he ever completes.
by andyg19 October 16, 2007
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I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!
by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010
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Definition 1: Happens an individual put off a task in order to do research about an topic that is completely irrelevant to what what they are learning in school at the time.
Definition 2: Finding ways to procrastinate.
Definition 2: Finding ways to procrastinate.
Roommate: Hey shouldn't be studying some Organic Chemistry mechanisms for your Final Exam tomorrow?
Student: Eh, I feel doing some procrastasearch on Four Loko and how it can get you wasted real fast.
Student: Eh, I feel doing some procrastasearch on Four Loko and how it can get you wasted real fast.
by Dextrorotatory November 7, 2010
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"Ugh, I don't feel like doing this project, I might as well have procrastasex."
"Ugh, I don't feel like doing this project, I might as well have procrastasex."
by HelloINeedSomeCoughDrops May 17, 2012
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I really need carpet shampoo to clean the cat poop, but it's much better procrastefficiency to get it when I meet my girlfriend at the mall tomorrow.
by groovalisciousful September 3, 2012
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"Don't you have lab at 8 am?" -'Yeah but come join Ted and I in procrasterdrinking! We might even go out to 'Joes!'
by Diane Feinstein November 6, 2013
Get the procrasterdrinking mug.1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"
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