Praveenis' Theorem

Second Part of Praveenis' Theorem:

The Part States:
x = (what do you mean)x?

Usage of the Second Part of the Praveenis' Theorem

Matt: Fuck off
Praveen: What do you mean fuck off?

by king6 December 11, 2010

Praveen Kong Johnson

The son of the great Donkey Kong. And the brother of the Hindu god Hanuman he is the king of the apes, he is the ape of which Caesar is based off. He has had a very high quality song be made on him by the name of PJ Swingin, and he was notoriously known Candy Kong with his 9 inch banana penis, before leaving her to recollect his peel.

Coonesh: I wish my tiny dick was like Praveen Kong Johnson

Coonajen: That's why you got rejected 74 times by Nigbiha and Nigthusa

Coonesh: Shup you use auto tune you tiny korunga

by Pundaivan April 18, 2020

Preventive war

A war in which the attacked country poses no direct or imminent threat to the attacker. To be differentiated from preemptive war, in which the attacker is in clear danger of being attacked.

The US is an old hand at staging preventive wars. Through clever use of propaganda to infuse nationalism and support for its wars among the population it is able to attack and invade sovereign countries under the guise of "liberation" or "preemptive attack".

See also War with Iraq.

I'll go and punch a blind person in a wheelchair on the street and call it a preventive attack. He was clearly going for my wallet!

by PoopyPoo August 3, 2005

prevening

That time in the afternoon where it is still afternoon but starts to feel like evening because you start to think about dinner. I.E. beginning at 4pm. Prevening runs between 4pm and 6pm.

"Well it's now 4pm, time to start thinkin about dinner. It's prevening now."

"It's 6pm, prevening is over, it's now evening."

by repeal1968guncontrolact July 22, 2012

Preversions

Preversions are acts commited by preverts, i.e. people who preempt the actions of perverts by doing to a pervert what a pervert would have done to them.

"So what preversions do we know of Inspector?"

"Well there's the reverse jackson, the funky trap, the shepherd's delight and the razorblade romance."

"Nasty stuff, nasty stuff."

"Yes. Beware of the prevert perverts, beware!"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Pull a Praveen

When you talk about sh*t beyond the scope of what's needed and necessary.

That meeting was terrible. They all pull a praveen like they knocked the statue of liberty.

by Sundar R April 16, 2020

Praveena

A girl who likes to whine a lot. Usually pretty. Can be a little obsessive.

That Praveena over there won't stop staring at me.

by ninja_36 November 17, 2009