Practice Hero
A certain Athlete who feels that it is his or her responsibility to make everyone else look like shit. Usually found listening to Christian Metal (for Jesus-fueled adrenaline) or jerking off to running videos. A Practice Hero never stays up later then 8'o'clock, and rarely socializes with anyone other than their right hand.
A certain Athlete who feels that it is his or her responsibility to make everyone else look like shit. Usually found listening to Christian Metal (for Jesus-fueled adrenaline) or jerking off to running videos. A Practice Hero never stays up later then 8'o'clock, and rarely socializes with anyone other than their right hand.
John: Sup d00ds, just ran like 8 miles, brah. No sweat, b.
Ya feel meh??
Fred: Maybe we could try working as...you know...a
fucking TEAM!?
John: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously though...you guys suck dick.
Narrator: (song to the tune of...I dunno...a transformers commercial?)
PRACTICE HERO! He follows all the rules!
PRACTICE HERO! He makes us look like fools!
He's a Practice Hero and all he needs is some short shorts
and a cool GUITAR SOOOLOOOO!!!11!11
PRACTICE HERO!
Ya feel meh??
Fred: Maybe we could try working as...you know...a
fucking TEAM!?
John: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously though...you guys suck dick.
Narrator: (song to the tune of...I dunno...a transformers commercial?)
PRACTICE HERO! He follows all the rules!
PRACTICE HERO! He makes us look like fools!
He's a Practice Hero and all he needs is some short shorts
and a cool GUITAR SOOOLOOOO!!!11!11
PRACTICE HERO!
by Partially-White October 28, 2009
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one who runs, and gets stronger as his competitors get weaker.
some say he uses steriods but the truth is it is all heart.
good calves
one who runs, and gets stronger as his competitors get weaker.
some say he uses steriods but the truth is it is all heart.
good calves
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