1 definition by Partially-White
Practice Hero
A certain Athlete who feels that it is his or her responsibility to make everyone else look like shit. Usually found listening to Christian Metal (for Jesus-fueled adrenaline) or jerking off to running videos. A Practice Hero never stays up later then 8'o'clock, and rarely socializes with anyone other than their right hand.
A certain Athlete who feels that it is his or her responsibility to make everyone else look like shit. Usually found listening to Christian Metal (for Jesus-fueled adrenaline) or jerking off to running videos. A Practice Hero never stays up later then 8'o'clock, and rarely socializes with anyone other than their right hand.
John: Sup d00ds, just ran like 8 miles, brah. No sweat, b.
Ya feel meh??
Fred: Maybe we could try working as...you know...a
fucking TEAM!?
John: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously though...you guys suck dick.
Narrator: (song to the tune of...I dunno...a transformers commercial?)
PRACTICE HERO! He follows all the rules!
PRACTICE HERO! He makes us look like fools!
He's a Practice Hero and all he needs is some short shorts
and a cool GUITAR SOOOLOOOO!!!11!11
PRACTICE HERO!
Ya feel meh??
Fred: Maybe we could try working as...you know...a
fucking TEAM!?
John: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously though...you guys suck dick.
Narrator: (song to the tune of...I dunno...a transformers commercial?)
PRACTICE HERO! He follows all the rules!
PRACTICE HERO! He makes us look like fools!
He's a Practice Hero and all he needs is some short shorts
and a cool GUITAR SOOOLOOOO!!!11!11
PRACTICE HERO!
by Partially-White October 29, 2009