poundable cakes

A girl good looking enough to have sex with(especially sober)...preferably over the age of 18...unless you're phet, then fuck it, whatever...meat is meat.

poundable cakes, ex.

"That chick with the white pants is smokin', them cakes are definitely poundable"

by MC Plan B October 11, 2007

tumbling portablumpkin

After receiving fellatio while dumping in a portapotty, cum in the girls eyes temporarily blinding her. Then, exit the portapotty and simply push it down a hill tumbling end over end.

i.e. Location, location, location

i got bored with getting blumpkins so I upgraded to the tumbling portablumpkin.

by Banana Suit May 18, 2009

Pornably

The probability that you will be watching porn.

Ted: yo james what are you doing later?

James: well dude theres a good chance of pornably later and then maybe washing my crabs away.

Ted: sounds sweet hit me up and we can watch together

by rosie river December 6, 2010

potables

Technically anything thats drinkable, but most commonly means the potent kind.

Person: Don't forget to bring the potables...

Person 2: YEA! Lets get WASTED!

by captininsanity May 6, 2006

portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.

I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!

by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014

portable gay

The act of gay sex in a public bathroom.

"I just had the best portable gay of my life"

by Consuela De Maria March 11, 2017

Portable Hell

Portable Hell is homework

I have some Portable Hell to take care of

by TikTok addict 101 May 19, 2021