Porch Monkey 

Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.

Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.

Example of niggers being porch monkey's

Porch Monkey by FRIDAY MAN February 16, 2017

Porch Monkey 

A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors

You Black Porch Monkey

Porch Monkey by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017

Porch Monkey 

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

Porch Monkey by Goatified March 9, 2021

Porch Monkey 

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

Porch Monkey by Fischhead September 14, 2021

Porch Monkey 

a nigger

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie

Porch Monkey by quandale dingles cumslut May 9, 2022

Porch monkey 

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

Porch monkey by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

Porch Monkey 

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.

"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"

Porch Monkey by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022