the postal service

A band made up of two men named, Benjamin Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello. They have a cd called "Give Up". They are quite fantastic.

The Postal Service rocks my damn world.

The Postal Service "Sleeping In" is a superb song Pete!

by Mary March 1, 2004

Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

popstylie

worthy of respect. often used with sarcasm

let's go kotch wid those popstylie rudeboys

by BigDave88 July 4, 2005

Poostacio

The act of smearing one's fecal matter on the upper lip; Also see dirty sanchez.

I'm not sure if Peter will appreciate his poostacio tomorrow morning.

by Pistacio Pete August 14, 2008

Poptart Love

The love between two people who met online and are crazy about each other even though they have never met. Yet.

The love Kodi has for Mitch and Mitch has for Kodi. Kodi lives in Ohio and Mitch lives in Missouri. Which is Poptart Love.

by Ohio Poptart June 18, 2009

Mongolian Poptart

Verb: The fierce action of violent butt sex while threatening your partner with a bludgeoning tool.

I gave my wife the Mongolian Poptart last night and I'm pretty sure she left this morning with the kids. I hope I'm not in the dog house.

by TheRealCK August 10, 2010