Polish fire drill

The same as a Chinese fire drill only you do it at a green light instead of red.

Hey Jeff, lets do a Polish fire drill at that green light, that should piss people off.

by Miz girly2shoes February 20, 2013

turd polish

to spin, embellish, spin, puff, enhance, enrich, exaggerate, gild and generally lie like a motherfucker about something to make it seem better and more desirable than it really is

you: "man, you should have seen the girl I fucked last night. she was smokin' hot and craving my johnson juice."
me: "what a load of turd polish asswipe. I did see her. what a toothless skank whore."
you: "well, you can't have everything."
me: "well, i guess it is better than nothing. what's her number?"

Conventional Wisdom:
"you can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit."

by spiderbesideher September 24, 2009

acute lead poisoning

This is slang referring to a gunshot wound.

Billy Bob suffered from acute lead poisoning after that fight at the state line last week.

by Duckbutt September 9, 2007

Poison Pill

In business a tactic used by a company threatened with an unwelcome takeover bid to make itself unattractive to the bidder.

A similar method is used in a social setting when one person attempts to deflect or show a lack of interest expressed by another by making his or herself appear socially unattractive or unobtainable.

Once Anthony learned that Kathy was interested in him, he promptly dropped a poison pill by letting it be known he had recently began dating Shelia.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 24, 2018

Pick your poison

What a bar tender says to a someone when he/she needs to make a choice.

Customer comes in a bar and asks what they prefer to drink. The bar tender suggests some beers or mixed drinks. Then says pick your poison.

by It's me 2 November 13, 2018

turd polishing

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.

She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy is the world's hottest supervillain in the history of DC Comics. She is easily recognizable by her red hair, somewhat green skin... thin body and outrageously revealing outfits.

John: Yo, Sonny what are you doing?
Sonny: The usual, fapping the Poison Ivy.
John: KEWL! Can I join?
Sonny: Fuck you, she's mine. You can have Catwoman.

by mfomfomfo July 9, 2012