Poontang

referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

by Joel September 23, 2003

poontangaler

One who is a master, recreational poontang harvester. One who is equipped and licensed to handle poontang from a sporting sense.

“Dad, Mommy is talking with the poontangaler at the bar!”
“…yep got my poontangler’s license from getting a confirmed bang on that wicked hot Italian chick.”
(the word poontangler was first seen in media with the refference in the 1980's hit The Breakfast Club when in the first few seens there is a engraveing on a desk that said "POONTANGLER"

by the only true poontangler December 10, 2009

Poontato

An old potato that smells like a vagina

Damn that poontato nastay.

by Smarkles December 14, 2012

Poont

(verb) The embarrassing action of waving to a stranger when you think it's your friend.

Dude, I thought I saw James at the movies, so I waved but it turned out to be a poont.

OMG, I just poonted because I saw Larry. I'm so embarrassed.

by Roserval January 17, 2017

pooftarisation

When something has become stupid, dumb or gay

That kid Mihalo has a high level of pooftarisation.

by Mehow Vgaysingham August 17, 2019

Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.

"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"

by Pricky-Price June 24, 2020

Finger poont

When you finger paint with your poop.

Bob was so messed up on bath salts he tried finger poonting van Goghs starry night on his bathroom wall.

by Jujunum October 23, 2014