Cooter Pooter

(n) a cooter is a kitty cat (pussy)

(n) a pooter is flatulence (fart)

Thus a cooter pooter is a flatulent cat or could also be known as a pussy fart.

You are such a cooter pooter!

by Shittle Bits December 6, 2018

pooter hole

noun....the asshole. as in the "poop hole". Best used to describe a man's asshole in a cute and playfull way for a prudish wife/partner.

"Oh sweetie....can you buy double ply next time 'cause this dollar tree stuff hurts my pooter hole"

by Elf Rapist January 1, 2012

snooter pooter

The act of having flatuence out of your vagina and fecal matter follows

Look at Megan, she often snooter pooters, and thinks I don't hear it.

by Jeofferythegiraffe September 25, 2016

Hairy Pooter

A hairy or otherwise haired bum.

Gosh, have you seen that girl Elizabeth lately? She has a hairy pooter! She should shave her arse!

by tommi2 spaghetti August 26, 2019

pooter queef

When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear

Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef

by Pooplips November 27, 2018

hooter pooter

Hooter Pooter the stage name taken on by famed Harry Potter in an unauthorized alternate fictional story in which harry drops out of hogwarts and becomes an underage adult entertainer at the Witch's Tit.

Harry gleaned thunderous applause as the dark crowded room chanted the name Hooter Pooter, he threw off his griffidor robes and gave new meaning to "broom riding" as he started in on his favored Quiditch routine.

by B.J. Rowling March 8, 2009

pooter pie

another word for vagina

Tyler: Whatcha doin tomorrow?
Chris: I'm gonna get ma dick wet with some pooter pie.

by Tyler Feddersen May 8, 2008