prerection

noun: The condition, state, or sensation of sexual excitement accompanied by increased pulse, coursing hormones (such as epinephrine) in the bloodstream, and neurotransmitters (such as phenylalanine) in the brain, that precedes an male erection of the penis, or female erection of the clitoris.

Having read and re-read the amorous note from Frenchy, Allyson's prerection caused her to grow moist.

by Achilles Murat II November 9, 2011

protection

the act of stopping cruise ships from exploiting marine natural resources

The USFG should substantially increase the protection of marine natural resources by regulating cruise ship dumping.

by Ching Chong Teriyaki Sauce March 10, 2004

pootection

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

by the keepsake October 3, 2012

Pooterection

A word to denote something a female, possessing a vulva or "pooter", finds sexually arousing. Similar to the use of female boner but better.

I totally got a pooterection watching a pole-dance video just now!

or

Hot firemen give me a full on pooterection.

by fleur_de_peche March 11, 2012

pubrection

Noticeable Public erection

Joe man I got an erection
Nah bro, that's a pubrection

by The_Master_Blaster June 4, 2014

Peerection

A penile erection caused primarily from a full bladder.

I had to pee off the deck as my peerection precluded me from using the toilet in the standard manner

by Loose@cannon October 8, 2021

whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.

We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011