poopasaur

a gangly child with long curly hair. typicaly wearing glasses and standing out in a crowd.

" hey phyllis did you see that poopasaur today? "

" yeah he looked like he was hugging a stuffed Mogan Freeman. "

by Fatty/ That Girl January 10, 2009

Poocrapstinate

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.

1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"

by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

poopage

the act of having bowel movements multiple times in one day, or having one very heavy volume bowel movement, often the result of eating mexican food the night before, or enjoying several ripe apricots. poopage often requires a brief rest afterwards, in order to regain one's composure and dignity.

I should not have consumed so many tortilla chips last night - this morning's bout of poopage made me late for work!

by Jet Brooks June 13, 2013

poopachute

The piece(s) of toilet paper laid down on the water inside the toilet bowl to prevent splashing against the butthole as the turd(s) break the water threshold.

" Bro, it was such a good idea to use a poopachute at the airport. Who knows what kind of stuff was lingering in that toilet."

by steveodabevo June 21, 2014

poopa chalupa

Where one poops into a chalupa from Taco Bell then asks the guy behind the counter to eat it because their slogan is "if you arent satisfied, we'll eat it". After attempting this stunt and seeing that the person wont eat the chalupa, one might throw it against the back wall and yell "YEAH, I POOPED IN IT BITCH"

Go dude, that was a nice poopa chalupa stunt you pulled. You totally almost had him eat your shit!

by Homologous_jake June 8, 2003

poopants

pants with poop inside, pants with shit inside;

poopants! - just an exclamation like "shit"

by Mantal January 13, 2007

poopapotamus

A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.

As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012