pooch

the word used to describe girls who are abnormally man-like and who only hook up with guys that boulder V10 or harder and have enough money to support her ugg and ice cream habits and who remind her of the only boy she ever loved named Darsh.

She is such a pooch!
Quit being such a pooch!

by douche2020 April 19, 2007

Pooched

to be beaten like a dog or to be diminished in credibility or status, i.e. to be reduced to a "pooch" rather than a "dog" or "wolf" or "junkyard dog'"; to become a bitch. To bitch-slap.

my roomie tried to get all up in my face about rent and dishes, but I pretty well pooched him by the time that was done--in front of his girlfriend, too.

looks like the Pack just pooched the Bears again--30 nothing.

by BenjaminPierce February 9, 2013

pooch

to hang around, chill

Yo blud wat u up to?
Im jus poochin around.

by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008

pooch

(noun) An endearing reference to the cappuccino.

One small pooch coming up.

by AKH September 24, 2005

pooch

Short for "poo change" (Small coin change). Useful for milkbars

Why do you have so much pooch?

by flabgrab May 12, 2007

Pooche

A Common Referance To The Cappuciono.

I Would Like The Pooche.

by Pooche Ftw January 24, 2009

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017