poomph

1. Retarded, as in sense of stupidity.

2. Ugly, bull-dog faced.

Yo, that girl is so poomph!

by Thalan November 8, 2006

Plompeldag

The mutated version of a normally happy go-lucky editor of Urban Dictionary. The mutation is caused by something maddening and annoying happening WHILE he is editing UD words. For example, eating pizza and accidentally getting grease all over his keyboard.

Nick: "AGHHH!!"
Tom: Holy shit he just got grase all over his keyboard!
Ben: HE'S TURNING INTO A PLOMPELDAG!! RUNN!!!!"

by DriftingNick April 7, 2010

chasing poomps

Going out on the lash looking for girls. Also abbreviated to P.C.ing as in poomps chasing.

A: "Did you go out chasing poomps last night you sly dog"
B: "yeah, i did"
A: "any good poomps around?"
B: "nah, just battlers"

by Shaw Cunningham December 19, 2005

plomppa

a word used to describe a woman with one breast visibly larger than the other

damn check out that bitches tits she is a plomppa and a half

by Hunyek February 14, 2006

Polympics

The art of using the Olympics as a political forum. Persons who participate in Polympics are called polympians. They can range from common protesters to presidents. Most recent use of Polympics is the protests of China's occupation of Tibet. The 1980 boycott of the Moscow Olympics because of the Soviet Union's occupation of Afghanistan is another example of Polympics.

Yesterday, the Polympians in San Francisco tried to blow out the Olympic Torch, because they were protesting China's occupation of Tibet. That is an example of Polympics.

by jimsdun April 9, 2008

polympics

The celebrated gathering and athletic competition of professional pole dancers. Each contestant is judged on her expert understand and performance of the most complex and visually entertaining poses, while nude on the exalted stripper pole.

I am definitely going to the strip club tonight to cheer for Alesha in the 2009 Polympics

by realtalk2000 October 16, 2009

poompa

When somebody Looks fat and has an ugly haircut they can be called a poompa

Take off your hat oi
* takes of hat
Seriously wtf is that , you look like the biggest poompa

by Sumwon Speshal May 25, 2016