Pompous Policy

The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.

Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled

Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.

Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.

Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch

by Jeffy and The Give September 15, 2010

privacy policy

A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR

Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.

Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.

by Solarys June 11, 2018

Open Door policy

When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.

Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

zero tolerance policy

A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.

Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.

by ornev April 7, 2021

Terms of use policy

Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.

Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong

Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man

by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011

Policy

The slang term used by a group of gay men who have yet to come out of the closet. Used as a cover to remind each other who they really are.

"Dude, that chick is really hot, you should go for it!"
"But what about policy?"
"Oh yeah, I'll pass."

by GinaLuv March 7, 2010

Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.

My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.

by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003