Pokémon Is The Best

The Best thing in the world

Pokémon is the best

by pokemon5 January 5, 2022

Pokémon games

When you or someone is out there just increasing their body count and not trying to be in a relationship at all.

Behavior akin to being a slut or someone who sleeps with just about anyone they can. Someone playing Pokémon games can be male or female, and regardless of the gender, make no mistakes, they're out to catch them all like young ash Ketchum, and they travel the land from gym to gym on some crazy adventures.

Michael was easily becoming attached to Stephanie, but she was just out playing Pokémon games.

by รςคгєςг0ฬ [☆muгdєгєг☆] March 19, 2025

Pokémon

A video game where you kidnap animals and force them to fight against their will.

I threw a Pokéball at the Pokémon Sprigatito.

by nishijezza October 19, 2023

Pokémon

For people that exist this game is a reminder of the fact that anything can be a waifu or husbando

My favorite Pokémon to marry is….. all of them

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.

P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.

by ImOffensive October 18, 2025

Pokémon card

a nude photo

look at all the pokémon cards I’ve collected

by anonymous September 27, 2021

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020