Poison Simac

Poison Simac is cut from the same cloth as Bat Shit Bachman and Slaughter house Sarah Palin.
One of the cookie cutter Republicans being financed by the GOP and sold to unsuspecting sheeple of Wisconsin.

Poison Simac's entire campaign is based upon Jim Holperin's heroic action to stall Scooter Wanker's attempts to destroy the middle class in Wisconsin Fitzwalkerstan.
Poison Simac is still another example of ignorant voters cutting their own throats!
Poison Simac stands as a broken family values candidate, what a Hypocrite.Wisconsin Circuit Court Access Program (CCAP) (Simac, known as Kim Maillette, filed for divorce from her first husband on the exact same day that her current husband, Arthur Simac, filed for divorce from his now ex-wife.
by Hatchetman1 July 10, 2011
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poison dwarf

A short not necessarily small, in fact quite rotund and flabby, vindictive person ie ex wife who regrets her previous actions and spends the rest of her sad little (quite literally) life trying her hardest to make everyone elses life a misery.
Thankfully most people see this person for what they really are and treat them as they would something on the bottom of their shoe.
Poison dwarf = short, fat and unhappy
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KFC poisoning

Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.
Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow
by cheddar123 January 22, 2010
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Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.
I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!
by coffeegirl678 August 23, 2011
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pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.
I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.
by shomaster October 01, 2007
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Fun Poisoning

Having so much fun you may actually have a poisoning, but only in the dose of fun, not to be mistaken for alcohol poisoning.
Having to much fun to handle yourself.
Miller: Dude tonight I was so drunk i entered a bikini contest, danced like a hoe and then fell off a moving bus

Mike: Dude, thats a serious case of fun poisoning


by dude6429 March 23, 2009
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Poisoned apple

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.
by Nodules March 18, 2012
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