When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad
by Bigfree100887 December 3, 2015
Get the Lilly padding mug.Psychedelic dessert dish that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who are done with getting buzzed on a budget will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.
also referred to as: cubensis custard
also referred to as: cubensis custard
Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?
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by dacarlton February 15, 2005
Get the dicking the pudding mug.Yelling PUDDING is very good way of distracting a nurse at a mental hospital when you are in a tricky situation.
#DeanWinchester in #Supernatural pulles his pants down, arms up and yelles PUDDING, while flapping his penis around. Since he and his brother was undercover in a mental hospital, this was quite normal so the nurse didn't quiestion why they were in the mortuary.
And after that we all learned that crazy works.
And after that we all learned that crazy works.
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1. A type of ass that is very rare. Many women have fine asses, but not the Pudding. It is a firm meatiness that inspires mouths to water, while also having been recorded as a catalyst of war.
The structure defies the force of gravity. Said meatiness of the cheeks will jiggle slightly; yet spring back into place quickly, due to the strength and firmness of which is usually attributed to extreme fitness and/or genetic exceptionalism*. One is tempted to play with the ass and prove its frailty, yet it mocks and stands strong within its magnificent integrity. Hands die a slow death and a mind cries out with hopes of caressing the pudding.
Similar qualities in the upper thighs and lower belly arching, contribute strongly in the overall success. It is often referred to as a heart-shaped ass or the Teardrop Effect.
2. The Holy Grail of ass. A deity of yummy lusting after.
3. Not to be confused with Phat or the sloppy presence of an ordinary and overly meaty ass.
*This “spring-jiggle” creates a more natural appearance and feel, as opposed to a rigid and sculpted result that is found in bodybuilders. Their intake of healthy fats is absent and therefore the suppleness is lost.
1. A type of ass that is very rare. Many women have fine asses, but not the Pudding. It is a firm meatiness that inspires mouths to water, while also having been recorded as a catalyst of war.
The structure defies the force of gravity. Said meatiness of the cheeks will jiggle slightly; yet spring back into place quickly, due to the strength and firmness of which is usually attributed to extreme fitness and/or genetic exceptionalism*. One is tempted to play with the ass and prove its frailty, yet it mocks and stands strong within its magnificent integrity. Hands die a slow death and a mind cries out with hopes of caressing the pudding.
Similar qualities in the upper thighs and lower belly arching, contribute strongly in the overall success. It is often referred to as a heart-shaped ass or the Teardrop Effect.
2. The Holy Grail of ass. A deity of yummy lusting after.
3. Not to be confused with Phat or the sloppy presence of an ordinary and overly meaty ass.
*This “spring-jiggle” creates a more natural appearance and feel, as opposed to a rigid and sculpted result that is found in bodybuilders. Their intake of healthy fats is absent and therefore the suppleness is lost.
“My God, that girl is total pudding,” I said, shaking my head in disbelief.
“It’s so unfair,” Jay added.
Word origin: J. Bango—“Dorm Tramps: The Brandy Files.”
“It’s so unfair,” Jay added.
Word origin: J. Bango—“Dorm Tramps: The Brandy Files.”
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