paterne

the realest nigga alive

Sometimes I wish I was paterne but im too much of a pussclaat to be one.

by Nju12345 September 27, 2021

plattern

German word for slapping your penis against another person

Seinen Penis gegen eine andere Person klatschen

Darf ich dich plattern?

by Keinermehr April 4, 2022

Paternalcide

Ongoing Oppressive and Systematic Destruction of Fatherhood in America. Using unconstitutional laws, directives, and policies, the government of the United States has all but eliminated the liberty of a unwed man fathering his children unencumbered by financial tariffs, time leeching, and emotional/mental abuse. The Family Court and Child Support Systems are responsible for the rise of low/middle income, undisciplined, unhappy boys who never become men because they essentially had their fathers raped from them.

GUIDELINE CHILD SUPPORT CALCULATIONS BASED ON TIME SPENT WITH CHILD AND INCOME ARE PRIMARY WEAPONS USED IN THE PATERNALCIDE OF AMERICAN FATHERS.

by SicilianHustler559 June 7, 2022

paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion

Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil

by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022

paternitative

The want or need to seek paternity leave.

“Wow, that’s very paternitative of you”.

by SuperSoldier212 December 13, 2022

platence

A measure of the state of being where two or more surfaces are so designed as to come apart and go together again with smooth, unobstructed action.

The flat flange of the door hanger has majestic platence for proper and unobstructed action when opening and closing the door.

by chwergy March 22, 2023

Paternoster salutation

To pay a rent boy to shit on one’s chest

Greetings, allow me to show you a paternoster salutation…

by anonymous June 30, 2023