Cup Pimp

N. The man/woman who sells plastic cups at college keggars. A necessary but unpopular job that prevents the host of a party from having a good time.

That Jim sure knows how to make us money at our parties. He's the best cup pimp I've ever seen.

by DantheCollegeKid November 1, 2007

chili pimp

A chili pimp is one whore pimp. Originated in the Chi-town area the chili pimp is worthless, ridiculed and can't provide any other blows.

The chili pimp is some one who only whores out one slut.

by oh63559 August 18, 2006

Conservative Pimp

Someone who wants to be a "pimp", a.k.a. cool/badass/hip, but does not actually have the balls to follow through.

My dad is a conservative pimp. For his mid-life crisis car, he chose a Honda Fit over a Ferrari convertible.

My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.

A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.

by ConservativePimp101 August 8, 2009

Cyber Pimp

A man whom all the internet chicks go for, even though he can't get a date in real life. ;_;

All of the girls get horny when Solo Maxwell the cyber pimp enters the chatroom!

by Solo Maxwell April 17, 2004

corporate pimp

A person who works as the owner and/or administrative leader of a capitalist and/or fascist company. See also corporate underpimp.

Corporate pimps not only reap the larger payoff from their whores' dealings with customers, they also usually mount them themselves as a means of maintaining their dominant status.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

Chicken Pimp

Someone who kidnaps and prostitutes young boys.

A pimp will ask a potential John "Do you want to buy some chicken?" Or " I've got some chicken for sale!" This is a chicken pimp!

by Big G7 December 21, 2013

Cyber Pimp

A person who explicitly solicits girls on webcam for personal gain.

My friend has like 7 hoes who work webcams all day, he must be some kind of Cyber Pimp.

by JayEss January 12, 2008