by level 2 grammer wiz January 24, 2022
Get the piouyrtewqljkhgdfsambnvczx mug.1.) the act of substituting the "glass pipe" with your own "flesh pipe", at the last second....without giving your girlfriend prior knowledge.
I was at Suzies doing some of that high speed/chicken feed and decided to pass her a "Texas Pilo".....Boy was she pissed!
by agent "99" June 28, 2011
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by Highs69 May 14, 2021
Get the Cock Pilot mug.To be at the critical point in masturbation, whereby your facial contortions and arm movements cause you to mimic the appearance of a chopper pilot from the Orient.
"What's wrong, man?"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"
by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006
Get the Chinese helicopter pilot mug.Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.
"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."
by gogggg January 28, 2006
Get the ploughing mug.'Ploughing' refers to a specific type of sexual intercourse where one is entered so powerfully that they feel they are being ploughed. Originates from Alderney and can be used as a casual expression to indicate one's sexual desires or activities. The letters 'DTP' are colloquially and frequently used as a shortened phrase. 'DTFP' is also a common alternative.
'Georgie is down to plough tonight.'
'Poppy wants to harvest the grain'
'George is going to plough that field'
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by Team Sket October 24, 2011
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