pigeon fagging

The strange sexual practice of catching a pigeon and tying it to your penis with string or rope and then throwing it in the air so that when it flys around you get a masochistic sexual thrill. Also known as pigeon jogging, pigeon tugging or pigeon jerking.

that dude has no dick - it came off while he was pigeon fagging!

by boris the evil bastard August 23, 2006

Pigeon

A highly intelligent bird. There are many amazing breeds, ranging from the colours bright blue to even brighter pink, and in sizes from a turkey to a sparrow. The common Domestic Pigeon, found on the streets, was first brought to Canada/US by European settlers for food. The have the capability of outflying a hawk, and can fly over oceans. Pigeon war heroes, such as Cher Ami and G.I. Joe, have saved countless lives. These birds are actually very cleanly, always grooming, and even cleaning their poop out of nests. They are able to do math. Pigeons have extremely strong family bonds, stick by their young no matter what, and mourn when their mates die. Pigeons show empathy, and comfort widows or widowers.

I found the matriarch of the flock dead! That explains the patriarchs absence! Must be mourning...poor pigeon!

by PigeonsFTW! December 30, 2011

sling pigeon

A United States Army colloquialism used to deflect attention from one's chronic inability to grasp simple concepts.

"I apologize for being educated! No wait - I don't. ... I'm from Alabama I can sling pigeon with the best of them!"

by SPC Mateo January 23, 2009

wounded pigeon

where you hire a hooker and then break her arm and force her to masturbate you. making the action of a "wounded pigeon"

by heling November 4, 2003

pigeon pancake

A flat, pancake-like, organic road formation caused by repeatedly driving over a pigeon carcass.

Hey remember that pigeon I ran over yesterday? I just saw the pigeon pancake on the road as I drove by.

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 11, 2009

pigeon haircut

a person who gets a new hair cut and he looks like a pigeon

pigeon haircut- hey guys. like my new do?
person- no! you look like your pigeon!
pigeon haircut- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
person- HAHA your a pigeon haircut!

by thegingeryone March 27, 2010

Pigeon Necklace

Masturbating on top of a tall building and shooting your load over the side onto pedestrians below.

Vic's Pigeon Necklace distribution is fastly becoming legend in the downtown metro area. Steer clear of 4th and Taylor!

by Adumbford November 4, 2014