Skip to main content

Pastoral Symphony

This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.
Pastoral Symphony Handel Baroque Symphony Badass
by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009
mugGet the Pastoral Symphony mug.

Roughing the Pastor

Phrase used when the media outs a popular church minister or pastor for things like taking drugs, being gay, paying for sex, stealing money, or all of the above.
Did you hear about Rev DipShit's money laundering scam? I heard about it last week and the media has been roughing the pastor ever since.
by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009
mugGet the Roughing the Pastor mug.

Abigail Pistorius

A stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. Makes fun of fat people because they aren't a twig like she is. She makes me ashamed for being her best friend at one point.
Whos the biggest cunt you know? OH! Abigail Pistorius!
by curseofcurveskms September 7, 2012
mugGet the Abigail Pistorius mug.

Pistorius

A person that is an alcoholic as well as a drug addict of which you never know if he/she is high or not.
person 1: Hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: Are you a Pistorius?
person 2: What's a Pistorius?
person 1: You are.
person 2: What am I?
by a person that likes pizza April 2, 2013
mugGet the Pistorius mug.

Pastor disaster

Barack Obama's long-term relationship with his spiritual advisor, the Reverend Wright
Will the Pastor disaster derail Obama's candidacy?
by Missouri Show Me April 3, 2008
mugGet the Pastor disaster mug.

pastor troy

THE BADDEST AND SICKEST RAPPIN MOTHAFUCKA I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT WORKS AT MCDONALDS. HE REPRESSENTS 4 EURYBODY (EXCEPT WHITE PEOPLE) AND HE DOES IT WIF A SMILE BITCHES. WHEN THE PASTOR IS ABOUT TO SPIT THA TRUF EURYONE SHUTS THEY MOUFS CUZ HIZ LYRICS IS HOTTTTTT!!!!!! tHIS COLORFUL KNEEGROW LIKES YAK IN HIS MUG AND HIS HELMET HANGIN OUT THE WINDA AND BANGIN FAT CHICKS IN THE ASS WIF NO RUBBERS. AWWWWWWWWW SHITTTTTT, HIS PET PEEVES INCLUDE: PRETENDERS, POLIECE, AND WHITE PEOPLE. iN SUMMARY: THIS IS THE BADDEST MOTHAFUCKA U WILL EVER HEAR, HE WILL BE IN YO DREAMS AND SHIT LIKE FREDDI KRUGER, AND HE HAS HIS HELMET HANGIN OUT THE WINDA. DSGB BITCHES
turn that shit up, its the pastor and he is spittin tha truf.
by dA URF KAKE July 10, 2004
mugGet the pastor troy mug.

Pastorize

The act of molestation upon a minor, as performed by a pastor.

Pastorize, pastorized, pastorization.
I am going to pastorize this choir by.
I don't go to church because I was pastorized.
There have been a cavelcade of pastorization cases in town.
by Queefmobile December 20, 2020
mugGet the Pastorize mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email