twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

52 percenter

Someone that blindly believes objective nonsense despite the overwhelming body of reputable evidence showing it to be rubbish.

"Did you hear Dave won't get his vaccine because he's worried it will contain a 5g chip?"

"Urgh, that guy is such a 52 percenter"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 2, 2021

eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.

30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

by but for October 12, 2018

Perfecteristeristerist

When something is way better than something else.

Chick 1: My shirt is Perfecter
Chick 2: No, mine is the Perfecterist
Chick 3: No, mine is the Perfecteristerist
Chick 1: No, mine is the Perfecteristeristerist

by Jerlex2 December 15, 2010

perventage

the percentage of the omegle population that will expose their genitals on webcam

OMG! There was a large perventage of perverts on that website! They all wanted to take their pants off!

by anc17 February 19, 2011

Perfecter

The state of being more than perfect.

You are perfecter that i will ever be.

by 125634563 April 27, 2016

Permintern

The position of an intern style role that is a permanent job.

George became a permintern when he took a role to learn about business and develop his skillset however is on a permanent contract.

by ApricotChutney June 28, 2018