Perpetual Singlelarity

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.

Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."

by baconspanker March 30, 2015

Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.

Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."

by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013

perpetually hangry

When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more

Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.

Sebastian: you good bro?

Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.

Sebastian: calm dow…

Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY

(Based on real events)

by Karlmalthus April 2, 2022

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.

Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.

by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Perpetual Pussy Syndrome

Chronic disorder of always being a whiney little bitch. Usually affiiliated with a man possessing effeminate qualities,annoying voice, and a face you just want to punch . Men and women alike distest this individual.

WTF is that guys problem!? All he does is bitch and complain. I just want to punch him in the head! Clearly a case of PPS (perpetual pussy syndrome)

by IncognitoAF June 24, 2017