Dude 1: Wow! Look at the booty on that one!!!
Dude 2: Yeah! But I thought you are in a relationship?!?
Dude 1: Yeah, but I'm in perpetual trolling mode
Dude 2: Yeah! But I thought you are in a relationship?!?
Dude 1: Yeah, but I'm in perpetual trolling mode
by Magnetic62 January 7, 2017
Get the Perpetual trolling modemug. Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.
Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025
Get the Perpetual Goonermug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.mug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).mug. A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.
Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.
Student 1: Isn't he 21?
Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.
Student 1: Isn't he 21?
Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
Get the Perpetual Freshman Syndromemug. Chronic disorder of always being a whiney little bitch. Usually affiiliated with a man possessing effeminate qualities,annoying voice, and a face you just want to punch . Men and women alike distest this individual.
WTF is that guys problem!? All he does is bitch and complain. I just want to punch him in the head! Clearly a case of PPS (perpetual pussy syndrome)
by IncognitoAF June 24, 2017
Get the Perpetual Pussy Syndromemug. That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.
It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."
Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"
Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"
Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."
Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"
Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"
Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."
Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013
Get the Perpetual Saturdaysmug.