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Internet Person

A person (or persons) that one may typically find on the internet. Their opinions and understandings of any subject they choose to discuss are superior to that of you or any expert in the field. They frequent message boards, the blogosphere, and can be found anywhere on the internet. Not every person that uses the internet is an "internet person," and it's very rare that an internet person would acknowledge his or her self as being one.

Internet people can easily be likened to the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.

They also frequently like unpopular things and hate popular things, though if unpopular things become popular they can switch their opinions easily.

Not to be confused with troll
Normal person: "I loved Ocarina of Time, it's easily one of the greatest games of all time."

Internet person: "Ocarina of Time was a trite play on what was once a great series. It is simply A Link to the Past in 3D, with a simplistic and predictable story. Your opinion on the game shows your lack of sophistication."
by caveman7570 November 26, 2010
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Nice person

1. A person you find is kind and caring.

2. An endangered species
1. The waitress at the fast-food restraunt was a nice person.

2. I try to be a nice person, no matter how rare they are.
by Kara Inzuki April 10, 2010
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Schizoid Personality Disorder

A personality disorder characterized by characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, and emotional coldness. SPD is unrelated to Schizophrenia. Like other personality disorders, symptoms must have a long-term effect upon the victim's life, often impairing social and emotional functioning. Sufferers of SPD tend to be seen as cold, distant, and not affectionate whatsoever. They have a difficult time expressing emotions, and are indifferent to praise and criticism. Individuals with SPD lack any desire for friendly or romantic relationships. These individuals often lack any desire for sex as well, and will most likely prefer masturbation because they are unable to tolerate the emotional or physical closeness required during sex.
Victims of Schizoid Personality Disorder really have nothing wrong with them, they just prefer to be by themselves.
by Fabula August 8, 2009
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personal vaporising device

This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.

Also known as an e-cig, electronic cigarette, technofogger and vaporette.

It is a battery powered device that emits a flavored fog containing nicotine (if the user prefers it) when inhaled. It is an alternative to real cigarettes, and contains no tobacco, tar, or the thousands of chemicals in tobacco smoke. It also produces no second hand smoke which makes it legal to smoke in most establishments.

The device uses a liquid to produce the fog. The liquid consists of pharmaceutical grade Propylene Glycol, flavorings, and nicotine. Nicotine amounts are typically available in ranges of 0-36mg per ml. A small amount of users will experience an allergic reaction to PG and should discontinue use if symptoms appear. Care should be taken to keep the liquid out of reach of children and/or pets as nicotine is a poison.

The personal vaporising device comes in various models and colors, most of which are similar to the size of actual cigarettes and cigars.

Although the words E-Cig and E-Cigarette are commonly used, they are not the best terms to describe the device.
I don't need tobacco when I can vape with my personal vaporising device.
by Narkybeast January 16, 2009
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Personal J-Day

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day
Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"
by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011
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Hellyeah(person)

A very VERY cute and or adorkable person, who is a very smart individual;usually keeps to herself while reading, big extrovert(kinda) and basically a perfect all rounder. She is a nerd, a bookworm, and may read the same book over and over again but that is one of her many great qualities. She will make you laugh but also shes very sweet, very AWESOME. Shes such a great person not trashy at all and loves to see movies at the theater. Another amazing thing about her is that she is fun to be around usually and she will trust her closest friends but can be self conscious but even though the most perfect looking people aren't perfect inside, anyone who can still love Italia after finding out what she's really like would most likely be perfect for each other... Or better known as Bloody he**
by Levi Strauss & CO™ December 8, 2017
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Favorite Person

A person someone loves most above all things.
They probably won't tell anyone who their Favorite Person is but when around their FP, it's like every fear and insecurity fades away and you're left with the best thing in the whole world
Someone: "Oh yeah they're my FAVORITE PERSON. And I love them with all my heart"
by Fruity theatre kid April 9, 2022
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