Optical Penetration

When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.

I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend last night.

by Crazyassgangster August 21, 2008

Penelope

1. One who is very smart, witty and outspoken
2. Fearless
3. Incredibly attractive

"wow, she's a penelope"

by dutch.eh May 26, 2009

Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.

Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..

by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009

Quad penetration

Insertion of 4 items into an orifice or receptacle. The items inserted are generally, but not limited to, male genitals.
For when DP just isn't enough.

The wife and I are going to push the boundaries today. We're trying for quad penetration...

by Big Pimp Daddy April 14, 2006

branal penetration

an activity (usual involving leaning or school) that is so strenuous that your brain feels like it is being rapped.

Dood the ap physics c test was total branal penetration.

by Tom Naime January 28, 2009

centimeter pener

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

by dlow12 May 4, 2007

penetrado

The first moment of penetration during intercourse

Alright, enough head already, let's get to the penetrado.

by lift-ticket August 14, 2006