Peeturd

Derogatory name for a Peter. Derived from Pee and turd.

This is my friend, Peeturd.

by KikiLand! January 13, 2008

Pretzel Day

The only day of the year that Stanley is happy

There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day

by KevinMalone69 November 14, 2018

Mango pretzels

Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.

Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?

Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.

Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?

Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!

by Soulxls June 16, 2020

peeto

A peeto is a peed on cheeto. Reference from That 70's show.

Kelso ate the peeto Fez gave him.

by xxRachaelxx June 14, 2008

pretzeling

v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.

You don't want to go in there, they're pretzeling.

by Aaron and Heather August 3, 2006

Pertz

(n). Made by combining the words "Pert" like the shampoo and the letter "z".

Characterized: short, tan, overly sassy with a knack for slightly abusive behavior and an over-aggressive attitude.

One may be identified by a "tough" facade, but really just slaps guys around a lot.

Girl: "Don't mess with me! I'm like Pertz! I'm 'Shampoo-Z'!"

Guy: Really? Really now? What are you going to do? Slap me!?

Girl: "Haha Shut Up!"

by ch1angsta March 8, 2010

pretzel mnms

a crunchy and salty ball of pretzel surrounded by a layer of rich chocolatey goodness and topped with a colored candy coating. in other words, HEAVEN!

liza: have you tasted those pretzel mnms yet??
beth: they were amazing!

by snapeandlilyforever:) June 18, 2010