Peanut butter jelly wipe

When a woman is on her period and has period shits and wipes. It looks like peanut butter and strawberry jelly.

Man I had the worst peanut butter jelly wipe when I started my period this month...

by TheMrsBrown April 20, 2015

Peanut Butter Balls

A recipe to get a dog to lick your genitals.

Steve has no girlfriend, but the peanut butter balls recipe always keeps him and Rover satisfied.

by fifftysor January 22, 2010

Peanut Butter Creme

The act of peanut butter creaming yourself aka shitting and jizzing in your pants at the same time.

I ate some peanut butter creme oreo's and peanut butter creamed myself.

by Oreos4Life June 12, 2009

Peanut Butter Dipper

A guy who likes to stick his penis in a peanut butter jar and get his dog to lick it for sexual enjoyment.

Guy #1: Hey do you want to come over?

Guy #2: Don't talk to me you fuckin' peanut butter dipper!

by Raj 1993 July 2, 2009

Peanut Butter Overload

When you eat peanut butter and it starts to feel like it's clogging your throat.

Tommy was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when he got peanut butter overload and had to drink some water.

by sleepysteve December 15, 2010

peanut butter gutter

A bedroom act where one takes a schmear of peanut butter (crunchy preferred) between the cheeks and his or her partner proceeds to extricate said peanut butter without using hands.

Jimmy wanted his tinder hookup to give him a peanut butter gutter but she had a severe nut allergy.

by Scott South March 16, 2017

Peanut butter ho ho

A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus

I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017