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Payton

A stupid Bitch who like to vagina punch innocent people who also has a kidney infection. She is loud and obnoxious with big titties that attack your face everytime she hugs you, and her boyfriend is a asshole too.
Man, Payton is being herself today.
by BrunoBaby March 27, 2015
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Payton

You know she’s a psychopath who will continually make up lies about you, and go out of her way to irritate you!
dude: “Payton stole my shower curtains man!”
dude #2: “I told you, Paytons are no good!”
by Exposed:) September 15, 2019
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Payton

" man I was Payton, Untill I became anti payton!"
" payton payton payton... mr. payton payton payton
by Sherogarath November 26, 2016
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Payton

Payton is always unwell, fully the definition of Payton is unwell as well as the definition of unwell is Payton.
by GuineapigBeanz June 10, 2020
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Payton

She can be a bitch and she backstabs alot of her closet friends just for a boy
Girl ;"Omg my friend backstabbed me"
Boy; "oh she must be talking about payton "
by Bigdickdaddylonglegs123 May 16, 2019
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Payton

Payton is a soulmate. He's a great boyfriend and an amazing person. He'll be there when you cry and tell you it's okay. He's smart, kind, and not only a boyfriend, but a best friend. He's a passionate, loving, and warm person. Payton will change your view of the world. He will clear up your eyes and show you the beauty in each thing. Not to mention, Payton is a great kisser, which never hurts. But most importantly, Payton is somebody who deserves everything you can give. Payton is somebody who you love from the moment you meet him. Payton is the love of my life, and I hope he sees this.
Girl 1: Did you see my Girl 3? She's so happy with her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Isn't his name Payton? They're probably gonna get married.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hope I find my own Payton someday.
by litlebabie November 20, 2019
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Payton

You’ll never meet anyone like Payton’s. Always there for you, no matter if you pissed them off or not. Very athletic, and beautiful! Everyone guys wants her, and every girl wants to be her.
Boy: Jesus!Did you see that ball that the girl hit?
Boy 2: Yeah. That’s Payton.
by PaytonM160 February 25, 2018
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